Maybe I really hate the Blaze...

Charlie Brown is better than the Blaze.

After graduating from high school I sadly turned my back on my alma mater and proudly became a Blackman Blaze fan because that's where my ties are but wow... they suck. The football team sucks. The dance squad sucks. The marching band sucks. Allow me to elaborate...

• The football team knows one play and one play only. That play is called "give the ball to Leroy" and it's depressing to watch. They have now fumbled the ball after a punt twice in four games and the superstar quarterback that came from LaVergne has quit the team because the coaches are dickweeds. Why not try actually throwing passes instead of getting into a pile up?
• The dance squad is quite terrible. I feel bad saying it but they are the poor souls that weren't good enough to be cheerleaders but wanted to feel special in little Blaze uniforms. Why? Save your money or join the color guard... then you'll get an awesome band trip out of it.
• Speaking of the band. I don't hate the whole band. I hate the band directors and the field commanders. Literally, I hate them. Watch the damn game and play accordingly. Football is not that difficult of a game to follow. Play while they've got the ball, don't play when we've got the ball, and don't play the fight song unless you're sure that we've scored.
• Rock band. What's there to say about the rock band? Oh yes. Die. Please? Please go away? You irritate the shit out of me with your less than "Kidz Bop" singing and crappy amp sounds. You are not on "School of Rock". You're not good enough to be "School of Rock and you definately aren't cool enough to be on "School of Rock". So stop. Please? I beg of you.

Please take note... this is not you.