It's okay Kasey... I still love you.
It's a sad day for my racing boys. Both the super hot Kasey Kahne and the completely adorable David Ragan missed the chase for the cup by mere points today. Words can't describe how sad I am... I tried but they just turned into curse words and yelling rants at my brother who seems to think it's funny. Their only opportunity for justice is kicking the "chasers" asses in the remaining 10 races... 1 & 2 for the rest of the season... followed by the baby Joey Logano who is destined to be amazing because he's #20 (kicking out the ugly) and because I have pinned him as such.
As a rule, I have always loved Mr. Jeffrey Gordon. However, him winning the cup would bring mucho cheer into the life of my little brother who mocks all althletes I proclaim my love for. This throws a kink into my "I'm gonna cheer for" plan. Who cares why I love my boys? He should be thrilled that I actually have an interest in the sporting world.
To save face with the non-race fan public, the Sprint Cup has to go to one of four drivers... Carl Edwards, Dale Jr., Jimmy Johnson, or Jeff Gordon. Any of the other drivers will scare the misguided public and further the stereotype that they are all dumb rednecks (Dale Jr is exempt from this because of his sheer awesomeness). We might as well run around barefoot without any teeth if Kyle Busch or Tony Stewart win.... eww. I don't even think a bag could do anything for their helpless souls.
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