Kariya Things

I've seen where people do this so I'm giving it a shot because most of my thoughts right now are for other people and if I actually said them the shitith would hittith the fan---ith in most circumstances. So here it goes.

1. Stop acting like I can't do my job. I've been teaching myself how to make it work around here for 7 months and have yet to screw up to the point of needing you to fix it. Please trust me... you don't have any reason to not.
2. I know you're trying your best but I miss my old guy. :-( I'm sure it will get better I know that number 1 isn't helping you out at all.
3. Everyone hates their job. It's just how things work. Unless things are completely unbareable you shouldn't quit though. Think about how it's going to affect your life if you do and can't find something else. I wish you'd stop talking about it though.
4. Why are you being such a bitch? I may have never been in love but I can tell that you're the one that's making it where you have to choose. You know all of us will support what you want. You're the one that's making it diffuclt. If you want us to like him, bring him around. By creating this distance you're making us not like him. Stop being a bitch to me and mace and nick and mom and dad. We do the world for you and you can't see past what directly involves you. You're selfish. Get over yourself and your hateful ways.
5. Why can't you be a dick to me? I know when I'm out of someone's league and I'm clearly out of yours. I also know that I'm 100% not your type. I wish you'd be a rude asshole to me instead of the weird flirty thing you do... it'd be much easier to flatten this crush that I'm developing.
6. Quit making more work for everyone else because you're trying to streamline things for you. You waste enough paper to ruin a forest! I can't stand you and still blame you for Gina leaving.
7. What is wrong with you? Why can't you suck it up and be normal and talk to people. You're going to be alone forever if you don't start getting rid of the nerves. Quit being such a freak.
8. Stop sucking! I give you my heart and soul and all you do is crush it whenever you feel like it. Act like you care that I'm giving so much of myself to you.
9. You are my best friends. I love every single one of you. This weekend is going to be utterly amazing and that's the only thing holding me back from saying the above thoughts. I don't care if you guys don't want to sit next to me in St. Louis. I know I'll be fine.